To the seat with the clearest view

Dear writer,

First, thanks so much for signing up and offering to write for me (or thinking of treating me)! I really appreciate it.

Second, if you have a story you’re dying to write for any of these obscure canons, write it! I’m not writing this letter to make you less inspired. However, if you want to get a sense of what I like and/or use my suggestions as prompts, then I hope the following will be helpful.